Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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