I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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