Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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