CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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