I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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