My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
There r osticjed everywhere
then he tried to convert me to islam
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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