You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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