Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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