Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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