Me too!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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