i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
false alarm, still single
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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