Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
id be glad to
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
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Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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