We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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