this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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