So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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