youre lurking in front of me
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this boner is exhausting
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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