Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
ugly people sure do ruin things
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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