the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
