Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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