Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
