Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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