she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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