he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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