Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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