I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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