So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You need Xanax blowdarts
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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