As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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