garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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