I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
