considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I've blown a few things in my day
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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