My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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