Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
