she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.