never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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