So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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