I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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