HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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