it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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