You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We have so much sex to catch up on
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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