there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Randomize