party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I touched a dick in church today
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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