at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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I think he fucked my hip out of place.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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