I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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