What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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