I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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