So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
