Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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