Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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