im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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