There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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