Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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