Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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