I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Randomize
