It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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