Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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