Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.