What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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